Saturday 10 May 2014

Thailand Random Photo Blog #1

Here's the first in an occasional series of randomly taken photos from Asia. If you want a ladyboy girlfriend then you'll have to go to Asia at some point. So here's what you can expect from your time in a country like Thailand...
 
Pretty ladies are everywhere in Asia! In Thailand, pretty ladies who do promotional stuff are called Pretties. Sometimes they're ladyboys, but usually they're not:

 

When you go to SE Asia, be sure to take an umbrella. Tropical thunderstorms are random and unpredictable:


In Bangkok there's another thing that's unpredictable - the traffic! Actually that's not quite true: when I was living there, the traffic was usually terrible:

 
How old is your Thai girlfriend? Really? Here on Bangkok's Khaosan Road you can buy all kinds of fake ID...


I'd just like to mention that Western dudes have been jailed as a result of the consequences of using fake documents bought in street markets.

Do you think any Thai nationals have ever been prosecuted for using fake documents? Ha ha ha, you're having a laugh!

Will you love your ladyboy long time? Most dudes I saw in Sukhumvit Soi 4 only spent 20 minutes with their new ladyboy girlfriend! But if you think the relationship has a future, then there are plenty of street stalls where you can buy a gift for the girl or ladyboy of your dreams:

 
Many guys associate Thailand with ladyboys, beaches, palm trees and Beer Chang. But one thing that surprised me on my first visit there was just how devoutly religious the local population are. For example, here's a store where you can buy a Buddhist religious statue that would really impress your friends and family (you might go over your 23Kg airline luggage allowance though)...

 
Anyway, back to ladies!
 
Thais love to dance, and if you spend any amount of time in Thailand you might be lucky to see a dance competition or two. I'm pretty sure these are ladies, but I did also see some troupes of ladyboys doing much the same...



Incidentally, if you buy your new ladyboy girlfriend a pair of killer heels like these girls are wearing, she'll be sure to love you long time!

More dancing - this time at a school sports day:

 
I have to say that the sports wasn't up to much. Like in most other countries, child obesity is reaching epidemic proportions. But I was very impressed with the dance competition held after the last of the relay races.

I did also notice that there were actually a few femboys and ladyboys amongst the pupils of this particular school. Here they were totally accepted, which was really nice to see. Back home could you ever imagine a boy turning up to school wearing a skirt?

Back to that obesity remark, and this dude might have something to do with it:

 
Probably the first thing you'll notice in Thailand is people adopting the Wai pose when they greet each other. This after all is the famous Land of Smiles.
 
Finally what the heck are you doing reading my ramblings? You should be in Pattaya, with a gorgeous ladyboy waiting for you to join her in the warm tropical seas...
 

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